Saturday, December 31, 2005

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Buletin Sukan...ahaks!

The Fcuk-Offs
Nieh bukan lah kumpulan rock baru. Bkn adik bradik Offspring. Nieh adelah group palyers yg sgt suke menggunekan perkataan "FCUK OFF!" setiap kali tak puas ati ngan ref. Aku peratikan mende nieh dr season lepas. Bile ref bagi kad ke, warnine ke...diorg blaa...smbil bebel2. Tibe2 diorg jerit word yg sgt magnificent tuh. Ahaks! Byk kali aku nampak. Ade time tuh, bile tak dpt score gol...marah ngan diri sniri pon iye gak. So, sape dowang? Lead vocal kumpulan nieh....jatuh kepadeee....JOE COLE! Dh 3-4 kali aku kantoikan die sbut FCUK OFF. Ahaks! Mulut die gerak dgn begitu hebat skali...smpai leh tangkap ape die ckp. Lead guitar plak...Harry Kewell! Nieh agik sowang. Aku paling prasan skali mase lwn Sao Paolo. Hahahaha...die nieh Australian...no wonder! N...pemain bass...the former captain of MU. Roy Keane! Raje segale FCUK OFF. Die nieh pon tak mengherankan..mmg ske mencarut. Penyerang sensasi...pemain drum. Sape agik...Peter Crouch! Die nieh agik sorang yg suke ckp FCUK OFF, tp kire tak prasan sangat. Ade sowang backing singer, yg paling suke ckp fcuk off. Sape kah orgnye? Teka? Haaa...silap..silap... Anugerah Backing singer utk kumpulan fcuk off...jatuh kepade....Alan Shearer! Alan Shearer akan bersatu padu dgn Steven
Gerard n Frank Lampard. Tp yg paling best...pengganas sewaktu gig. Fan Club kumpulan fcuk off....jatuh kepade Wayne Rooney n definitely, Mr Terrorist...Lee Bowyer! Hahahahahaha...amacam? Ada percaya? Len kali tgk bola, jgn asek tgk kaki player...tgk mulut diorg skali. Aku takleh sure ade certain player nieh, aku rase kuat gak mencarut...tp bahse dowang la. Cth utame...Henry! Reyes! Luis Garcia! Haaa...cube tgk mulut dowang...kalo takleh score gol. Hehehe...sile peratikan pasnieh ek kawan2...Kesimpulannye, senarai players yg ckp fcuk dlm game (ikut bilangan pemerhatian aku):
1. Joe Cole
2. Harry Kewell
3. Roy Keane
4. Alan Shearer
5. Steven Gerard
6. Frank Lampard
7. Lee Bowyer
8. Wayne Rooney.
So, sape nampak agik player2 len ckp fcuk off...share la ngan aku...it's amusing thing to see...hihi...

Kelab Pembenci Christiano Ronaldo
Aku rase...berite yg baru dicakapkan dlm paper bebaru nieh byk gak betulnye. England tak suke Ronaldo MU? Yeee...!!! Kat Mesia nieh pon ade sowang yg tak suke...iaitu aku! Fergie sangat tertekan ngan mende nieh sbb Ronaldo diejek2 kat dlm padang bile men away. Trust me, pade aku maybe kat Old Trafford pon ade mende nieh, tp tak ramai. Sape suke Ronaldo? Cube tgk skil die, care die men. Immitation of Ronaldinho...tp tak menjadik! Kalo ikut accurate passing..lagik accurate Park Ji Sung! Think about it. Even Roy Keane n Peter Schemeichel pon kutuk die openly dlm sokkaba. At one time dulu Ronaldo tak abes2 ngan diamond earing die...tp men tak tera mane! Cube pkkan...salah sape die diejek?!

Another cute celebration
Kanu...former player of Arsenal. Baru nieh die score 2 gol against Spurs. Sangat cun! tp harus diingat Kanu bukan gud investment, which was why die dijual dulu. Die kan slalu injured. After die dh score 2 gol nieh...next game die takleh men balik. Lutut dh longgar balik. Kesian kan?! What can I say. Tp yg menarik baru nieh aaa...mase die score 2 gol tuh die pi angkat 2 ballboy setiap kali nak celebrate. Comey siot! Dak2 ballboy nieh pon ske. Ballboy ialah dak2 yg keje nye tolong pass bola yg kuar dr padang2. So, bile diorg diangkat dan didukung oleh sowang striker yg kire gempaq gak sure bangge kan? Sile tgk repeat EPL Hilites or bace Star Newspaper n tgk gambo. Dua kali gol...dua org ballboy kena angkat...hehe..so sweet of him..

Stupid~!
Bkn Arsene Wenger jek pandai ckp stupid dlm EPL nieh. Dulu die pernah ckp Mourinho stupid smpai Mourinho takmo salam die. (for gud reason, Mourinho kate team die tak bagus n Mourinho kutuk Fergie). Skang David Moyes pon pandai ckp stupid. Ahaks! Kali nieh kat Everton...perkataan stupid ditujukan pade Phil Neville n Mikael Arteta sbb diorg kena buang padang lwn Liverpool dulu. Cube bygkan...mane tak kena stupid...team dh nk kena relegated....diorg key players...diorg kena buang pdg. Malang!

Crouch...scores again!
Peter Crouch can't stop scoring...yeayyyy...gud news for me...slalu asek kena kutuk jek ngan aku...tp die nieh kan tinggi sangat aaa....yesterday nye newspaper tunjuk die pegang pale Gerard...hoh...wonder kalo die diri sebelah aku sure malu aku nye...hehe..

Pandiani n Berite Harian
Bacelah dua paper yg berlainan...Berite Harian n Star. As usual...aku bace Star. Cube bayangkan...berite yg same...pasal Pandiani (Birmingham City) yg dikatekan nak pindah. Kalo kowang bace BH die akan ckp nak pindah Real Mallorca jek. Tp cube kowang bace Star, die siap kate Espanyol pon nak kat die..cite pasal team lame die Deportivo Coruna....sume2 tuh. So, bayangkan info yg anda dpt...sikit kan?

Fergie minum kencing! Haiyaaaaa...
Pengakuan terbaru Fergie. Die pernah kena tipu ngan org lagik tua utk minum air kencing mase umo die 11 thn. Gile kan? Kalo nak bace cite, bacelah satu charity book nieh...aku tak sure tajuknye...tp adelah. Salah sowang yg contribute story die mase kecik is my fav ever- Michael Schumacher.

Ref n Managers
Ade 3 skang dlm bahaye...Steve Bruce David Moyes, Alan Curbishley...sumenye mengutuk ref. Tp yg terselamat Bruce n Moyes. Crurbishley (Charlton) maybe akan kena tindakan. Cube teka ape die ckp? Aku rase make sense gak aaa...bile local ref jd ref certain game, diorg akan jd bias ngan org kampung sniri. Betul tak? Agree tak? Ntah aaa....aku pon tak tau..but aku rase cenggitu laaaa...Tp nak wat camne, org yg ckp open..nak kena tindakan..

Bowyer...
Bowyer...3 match banned? Patut ke? Maybe...sbb die wat2 tak dengar jek ngan ref mase die tackled Alonso tuh. Tp...aku tak puas ati la Crouch tak dpt yellow card arituh. Nampak macam tak adil kan? Mmg aku fan Liv...tp mende camnieh...kena amik kire...Well, ape nak buat Bowyer...umo br 28..baran tak bertempat!

Capello to Old Trafford?
Fabio Cappello (manager Juventus) berhajat nak ke Old Trafford. Die minat EPL...kate die. Die nak kejar glamer kot kat EPL nieh since managers EPL glamer2 blake. Lagikpon..Sir Alex punye kedudukan yg tak stabil nieh wat org senang nak wat statement kan? Tp aku suke Capello nieh...kalo org len bagus, die ngaku. Tak jobo macam Mourinho. Apepon...yg tak best, aku takmo Italian masuk EPL. Same macam Rafa, for sure die akan bawak Italian players ke sane...takmo!

Komik Ronaldhino!
Komik Ronaldhinho dh de kat Brazi. Takde translation ke ek? Tingin plak aku nak bace komik jiwang tuh...hehe..

Saha may be leaving
Ade ura2 kate...since transfer window dh bukak nieh..maybe Louis Saha akan berpindah. Sbb skang die kate, die hanye leh contribute about 65% of his ability to United. Tp aku rase cam tak logik gak...cuz...United is quite gud for him..kecuali die kena bersaing la sket...n the injury patutnye die pk baik2...mase depan career kan?

Winterburn!
Winterburn was Arsenal's player from 1987 to 2000. Just imagine brape lame die men for Arsenal. So, komen die pasal Arsenal lately tak boleh diperlekehkan. What he was trying to say was...die rase Arsenal should buy sum players. Macam Vierra. But...cube kowang dgr statement Petit. Menurut kate Petit...Arsenal n MU are like circles of life...Ini zaman diorg rekrut player mude. So, it was absolutely true kan? Aku pon perati average umo players MU n Arsenal mude2..who knows...mase depan lagik naik..? But come again, duit kena ade kan?!

Sorry seems to be the hardest word...
Mourinho at last..said sorry to the everybody saying dat die tak patut sombong! Hahahaha..guling2 gelak. Kate die, budaye kat England plek cuz org England kutuk managers luar. Kalo kat Portugal...diorg akan dilayan macam God! what did he expected? Die macam God?! No way Jose...u're too far from God! :D

Jan Kromkamp
Dutch. Umo tak tau. Tp die men utk Villareal skang nak men utk Liverpool. New purchase, hot story...nnt aku akan cite agik, k!

Nieh...hot stuff from LiverpoolFC..Berangan la wahai Cik Sha..may Liverpool alwiz in my mind..! 2006 here we come...:D

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