Sunday, September 13, 2009

sha: food to fart

" Excuse me, miss. Would you like more gari?"

We looked differently at the handsome sushi guy in front of us. Why would we want more handcuffs?

"Gari?" I asked the guy incredulously.

He smiled at me and pointed at the small plate of pink pickled ginger. "Gari (ガリ?) is a type of tsukemono (pickled vegetables). It is sweet, thinly sliced young ginger that has been marinated in a solution of sugar and vinegar."

"Oooo...yang ini ke." I blushed. He smiled again.

"Boleh tambah ke?" my friend asked him.

"Boleh. Apa salahnya," he said. I was still blushing like hell. And that guy was still staring at me. Adoi.

"Salah saya. Selalu customer tak tahu gari tu apa," he said. The voice was soothing a bit. And he still looked very handsome. Oh, this is not good.

"Saya suka ni. Boleh tambah lagi?" asked my friend.

"Sure boleh. Adik taknak?" he asked me. My face felt really hot!!!

"Errr...tak apalah. Dia makan saya punya," I told him. Yes, my friend ate this gari like hell. She even took mine.

"Saya ambil untuk adik juga. Mana tahu kawan nak makan. Tadi order banyak sushi kan? Makan gari ni elok kalau dah makan sushi." Woowww...the guy can talk!

"Errrr...okay..." I smiled innocently and shyly at him.

When we reached home...

" Flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The mixture of gases is known as flatus, (informally) fart, or simply gas, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "passing gas" or "farting".

"Kentut ke!" I asked my friend. I smelled something like a rotten egg.

"Aku rasa gari ni buat aku kentut. Dari tadi aku kentut!"

"Kan halia tu...memang la kau kentut!"

And my friend had a fart syndrome for a day. I was immune to the smell.

That happened back then in 2002.

In 2009, I cooked steamed fish with lots of ginger in in. After buka, while cleaning up the dishes, I heard a very annoying sound.
"Prooooottttt!!!"
Oh...that came from my back.

And that felt very good. I always believe that farting is the best pleasure in life.

The question is, I fart too loud. Why?

"The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks..."

Maybe I'm having an extra vibration. A fat person will fart louder than a thin person.

So, how?

" Flatulence-producing foods are typically high in certain polysaccharides, (especially oligosaccharides such as inulin). Those foods include beans, lentils, dairy products, onions, garlic, scallions, leeks, turnips, rutabagas, radishes, sweet potatoes, potatoes, cashews, Jerusalem artichokes, oats, wheat, and yeast in breads. Cauliflower, broccoli, cabbage, Brussels sprouts and other cruciferous vegetables that belong to the genus Brassica are commonly reputed to not only increase flatulence, but to increase the pungency of the flatus."

So, it means I can't eat my favourite food.

No way.

But then, what if I fart in front of a handsome guy?
Like the one in Sushi?

Hohohoho...noooooooo...!!!

Facts: wikipedia

18 comments:

iza~de~bintang said...

Proses biologi berjalan sempurna tu maknanya.. tapi kalau terlepas depan mamat ensem tu..ooo ooo..huhu.. tak dapek nak nolong eh :D

LotsOfLove-Pearls said...

Dear..

tak pernah g rasa sushi even selalunya depan mata jek..

tak berani nak makan coz kwn2 i kata rasanya different...

hehe..

mayb one day will try it..

hehehe..

happy weekend dear..

cheers..

caluk@cencaluk said...

fobia nak mkn makanan jepun, pernah tersalah order sotong gerak2 lagi ha ha

vidadarisakura said...

hai bakal bos.hehe

arsaili said...

salam ramadhan..japanese food such as sushi is not new to me and it was first introduce by bro in law. He stayed in Japan for few years and he cooked nice japanese food. In fact sahur semalam makan sushi yg kawan kasi. The art of farting is very interesting..LOL

Ayu said...

gari... apo tu??

out of topic :--> seremban kat ner nih?

JM said...

kalau makanan jepun ni tau sushi dgn wasabe je..lelain haram tau hapekebende tuh..hehe

imHepPie said...

hohh mamat sushi kedai mana tuh..nk gi terjah ctu gak la hahaha

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

iza:
---> tuh la pasal....takut tekentut je depan mamat ensem. lagi2 la kalau gi sushi, makan halia banyak2 mesti terkentut nye! camne nak ctrl ayu tuh?

LOL:
---> dearie, sha pun blaja dr kawan2 cuz parents sha takkan makan sushi punye! tp takpe...bukan sume org boleh makan sushi nieh...ada org jd loya...just take ur time utk try, ok!

cencaluk:
---> ehehehe...macam cerite csi plak sotong grak2:)

vidadarisakura:
---> hehehehe...insyaAllah...doakan la ye!pastinya sha nak pekerja yg best macam awak:P

arsaili:
---> really? i envy u. if i serve sushi for sahur, my parents will certainly walk from the table. yes, farting can be very intresting:)

ayu:
---> ada dlm artikel nieh dik. gari tuh macam halia jeruk...kat asian food channel ada tunjuk rasanya macam mana nak buat gari:) seremban di ampangan:)

JM:
---> cuba tgk asian food channel ---> macam2 adaaaaaa (eh, macam iklan astro plak~)

LotsOfLove-Pearls said...

ok dear..
rasa nak jer tapi hehe..
takut tak leh terima..

dulu LOL tak pandai makan sayur taugeh tapi lama2 dah suka lak.
hehe..

tapi sehingga kini LOL masih tak leh biasakan diri makan ikan...

lagi2 kalau mentah..
tak LOL menangis...
hehe...

gud day dear..

a kl citizen said...

assalammualaikum

nak kentut tengok keliling dulu...
bahaya!

Pocket said...

ok jer,
kentut kan sihat,
maknanya angin dlm badan keluar,
banyak penyakit yg buleh datang ngan angin ni,

pasal tu la org yg marah marah pun akan kater...

hangin satu badan neh!!:)

but kot yer pon.. kurang kurangkan la volumenyer yer dik:)
heheheh... kang tak jadi makan kwn yg baru nak abiskan kepala ikan tu :D
Eh kepala ikan sebelah ada isi ker?

Hanis Razak said...

post ini agak kelakar.tp mmg pun..farting is the best guilty pleasure..hahaha...

Zyma Saad said...

Sha....

Sila dtg angkut KAD RAYA kat blog sy tau.

Take care. :)

mummyseri said...

cam sedap je gari tu yek..ingatkan gari tgn yg polis gune tuh :P
jemput ambik kad raye ye sha ..:)

cikwan said...

hihiiiii..kelakar la sha ni membebel pasal kentut pulak...tp halia mmg elOk untuk buang angin, cumanya kalau ader special OccasiOn lebeh baik beringat sebab tak manisla kentut kuat2 arOund Others..kihkihkhihh..

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

LOL:
---> ohoho...kalau macam tuh jgn makanlah, nanti nangis pulak dearie sha nieh:)

kak normah:
---> kalau dah nak keluar dgn kuatnya, adoi...camne nak elak tuh?

pocket:
---> tuh la sha dok cari remedies nak kurangkan bunyi kentut, takde pulak. kepala ikan sebelah kurang isinya. badan je banyak:)

hanis:
---> fart is a guilt. guilt which is not a sin kan? ehehe..

zyma:
---> baik puan...

mummyseri:
---> hahaaha...sha pun same mase mamat tuh cakap gari, sha blur kejap. sha dah tgk kad raya tuh. thanks!:)

cikwan:
---> maybe sha kena kurangkan makan halia bila ade occassion. tp kan cikwan, kalau sha bace kat wikipedia tuh...bukan halia je yg buat byk kentut...byk lagi makanan lain. terutama sayur! susah tuuuuu..

Adila said...

WAKAKAKAKAKAKA mmg baek punya entri!!
i had a good laugh!!

buat muka xmalu je la klo terlepas kentot dpn org.. lagi2 ade mamat ensem ehehe~
tpkan.. klo dia berminat, kentot pun dia kata wangi EHEHEHEHEH~