Tuesday, September 29, 2009

sha: jenab, are you a gay?

Jenab is a rabbit whom we bought a week before I left my job. When we bought Jenab, we also bought Jamal. I remember my specific instruction to the seller:

"Apek, kasi satu jantan, satu betina."

He asked me, "Satu pasang aaa, miss?"

I nodded and passed him RM50 note. One rabbit cost RM30 but since I bought two, I got to buy them for RM50.

Ibu and my brother, Shahmi were there too. When I looked at Jenab's bubbly character, I was automatically drawn to her. She was very active. Most people would buy a white rabbit, I prefer a gray rabbit with white feet, pink nose and pink ears. Jamal on the other hand was white with grey spots.

The Apek put both Jamal and Jenab in a box. Shahmi proudly carried the rabbits through the hassle and bustle of pasar malam and gently held the box while we were riding in the car. I knew he was fond with both of them.

"Apa aku nak bagi nama kau ni, rabbit?" I asked the rabbits. As if they could answer me.

Ayah answered, "Jamal dengan Jenab," there was a hint of Kelantanese accent in both names.

"Kenapa?" I asked ayah.

Ayah and ibu then told me a story in Scouts Camp back in the late 70s. That was when they were still in Teachers' College and way before I was borned.They were playing a game which used Jamal and Jenab as the characters. The game was in Kelantanese accent. One would tell the story while the others must continue the story. But they can use only one alphabet. My ayah and ibu recalled the alphabet 'J'.

"Jamal jale-jale." ayah said.
"Jamal jumpo Jenab." ibu said.
"Jeng Jeng Jeng...."ayah said.

Honestly, I feel like putting more wordings in here, but it's sx-rated and I would like to prevent any wrong intrepretations:p

Jamal and Jenab were mine. They were active rabbits though Jenab was more outstanding than Jamal. I would bring them out in the garden for them to exerciseon the grass. Sometimes I chased them too (and I will look darn stupid...hehe)

One day I found that Jamal was dead.

Jenab remained healthy.

We burried Jamal. Jenab became lonely.
It was so devastating to see her so unhappy.

Few weeks after, Shahmi came back with a rabbit. He named him Juan Martin - as a symbol of victory for Juan Martin Del Potro at the Tennis US Open. He was named Juan Martin on the day the Argentinian won the tournament:P

Juan Martin was almost like Jamal but I sensed that Jenab became a bit different. Everytime I feed them lettuce, Jenab would want whatever I gave Juan Martin. Whenever I changed the water, she refrained Juan Martin from drinking it. Jenab was becoming vicious.

I went to an open house and when I got back I saw Juan Martin's weak body. It appeared as if he had piles (buasir). I wonder why. He looked extremely active before I went out.

Jenab was acting as normal.

I was curious. Two male rabbits died in 2 months? Jenab is still alive and getting stronger. Why?

Might be the apek was giving me sick rabbits?
Might be the way I was taking care of the rabbits?

I had no idea.

I changed the water regularly. I made sure the food was fresh. I made sure there's a place for them to poo. And if the way I'm taking care of the rabbits is wrong, then Jenab would be sick too.

But she's not.
She's getting more energetic these days.

Which triggers me questions like:

Is Jenab a male or female?
- If she is a male, why does she needs to kill another male?
- How can I change Jenab's name now if she is indeed a male?
- Why piles? Did Jenab raped the male rabbits or what?

And most importantly,

How am I going to determine whether Jenab is a male or female?
I know how to look at human and cat's private parts.
But not rabbit's.
I've been searching for "it" for days now.
I'm becoming a pervert - searching for rabbit's "it".
I'm afraid Jenab will bit me one day.
I can't bring her to the pet shop.
She is big now and she's too active.

Can I just ask her?

Or him?

27 comments:

~♥ cik intan® said...

.hahahaha lawak lah name2 rabbit tu sis
.err bwk lah jumpe vet
.mesti die leh identify jantan ke betina

Ayu said...

erkk... misteri sungguh... sha.. check la cepat.. mn tau sat gi dia jadik lagik besau n mula mencari rabbit or yg seangkatan ngan rabbit plak.. seram seyhh..

imHepPie said...

owhh mish my wabbit...wuuu

ashie023 said...

OMG...how come...my 'Min Min' also very active lah Sha..but she's female..dan kuat makan..ahaha..tp dier nampak cam lonely lah ...shouldn't i buy another one ???or not???
ko kene check ar..male ke female..curious je aku membaca pasal ko nye rabbit..hehe..

Ili Saharudin said...

hahaha..jenab.jenab. hehe. lol~sorry kak sha..cant help it..but i think u kene bw jenab jumpa vet la..takut jadi serial killer plak jenab tu nanti.heheheh..

Arjuna Qaseh said...

alahai..
comel!
macam dalam cite
he was cool!
korean movie

zino said...

gengstar ke apa jenab tu hehe

iza~de~bintang said...

Tak pernah bela arnab, jadi tak dapat nak bagi nasihat..Btw persoalan2 Sha kat bahagian bawah tu memang comel ahahaha.. tanya jangan tak tanya..tapi kalau dia jawab sila buang..seram laaa hahaha

simieY® said...

huhuu..Jamal, Jenab dan Juan Martin.tiga2 jantan kot

Pocket said...

laaa.. pocket dah tulih dah tadi,
tp kenapa dipadamkan,
ker pocket yg tak tekan butang post comment?
ada kemungkinan disitu,

anyway.. 'Juan Martin' sebutan nyer ala ala 'Huan'
so tak valid nak bagi nama yg bunyinyer similar to Jenab n jamal.

jenab tu yg jantan.
n jamal n huan martin tu pompuan,
diorang mati pasal jenab tu nak mendominasikan teritory ...
tte stret jer jawapan pocket kan...

azzaliena suziantie feisal said...

hoho
bek gi jumpe doc cpt2

en_me said...

kowserr uuu.. awww

dotblogspotdotkom said...

nape kamu tak tgk surat beranak dia?... tapi pakcik rasa "jenab" tu pondan la....

hhuhuh.. any way baca kat sini http://www.earthskids.com/ekbunny-gender.htm

huhuhu good laksss.....

dotblogspotdotkom said...

emm kat sini siap ada gambo lagi.....

http://www.rabbitnetwork.org/articles/sexing.shtml

for ur info... not for anything....

Zyma Saad said...

Comel la rabbit tu......
Bak sini....sy nak jugak.
:)

manje said...

"Jamal jale-jale." ayah said.
"Jamal jumpo Jenab." ibu said.
"Jeng Jeng Jeng...."ayah said.

hahhahhha
jeng jeng jeng...
apelaaa sx-rated betol...takpe2,takya sambung sis

hehhe..and cmne eh nak tau jenab itu jantan or betino?hermmm..bawa pergi jumpa vet la sis =)

julietchun said...

rakus sungguh jenab sampai 2 jantan tersungkur,hahahahah.
harus cepat ditentukan idensitinya, takut ada jantan lain yg jadi mangsa seterusnya,kekekekeke.

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

cik intan® :
---> lawak ek?hehehe...nanti kak sha cakap kat org2 yang bagi nama rabbit tuh ek...:)

Ayu:
---> Itu yang takut tuh, ayu. Skang Jenab lagi active dari kucing. Dahlah makin gemuk Jenab ni. Susah nak dukung dah:)

imHepPie:
---> ada rabbit gak ek?:)

ashie023:
--->Min Min betina ke...?Kalau jantan boleh aku tgk dia tenet Jenab. Hehe.

Ili Saharudin:
---> Pagi tadi Kak Sha sound Jenab, "Kau tau Jenab, orang dah panggil kau serial killer tau!" Pastu dia siap melompat-lompat lagi. Dasar arnab..bukan dia paham apa org cakap:)

Arjuna Qaseh:
---> Kalau dah membunuh, saham comel dia dah kurang dah...hehe...

zino:
---> ntahlah, sha pun tak tau dia tu apa. Ingatkan arnab ni comel, gangster rupanya. Cit.

iza~de~bintang:
---> Hahaha...nasib tak tanya. Buatnye dia jawab, tergolek dok la Sha kat depan kandang dia tuh...hihi...

simieY®:
---> Tak dapat dipastikan. Sha sendiri tak tau:)

Pocket:
---> Tapi kan Pocket, nama dia still start ngan J gak. Lepas nieh nak bagi nama Jorge plak...Latin name lagi. Hihi.

Sha pun rasa macam tuh...maybe lepas nieh Sha nak beli betina pulak, see whether Jenab akan terus membunuh.

izan said...

teringat zaman dulu2... kak ipar pun ada bela.. sudah2nya bila time org kata sedap mkn arnab dia pun sembelih suruh makan. siap tipu kata rendang ayam lagi. sampai sudah tak usik rendang tu...

kesian kalau kemudian hari jenab dan jamal kena nasib yang serupa...

sya said...

nak tau cerita tentang jamal dan jenab tu.. hahaha...

isk, kenapa si jenab tu ye...
tunggu dia besar sikit baru campurkan dgn juan martin no. 2, boleh?

xiiinam said...

Jenab memang brutal...

ashley said...

Jha,
Jangan jangan, Jenab jenis jakun??
Jangan jangan, Jenab jenis jemu?
Jangan jangan jangannnnnnnnnn...
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.
.
.
Jenab jenis jiwang jiwang jerrrrr!!

Suzi said...

misteri ni sha...kena tanya pakar arnablah...hihihi

anak2 akak selalu minta nak pelihara arnab tapi takdelah kot...nanti akak yg kena jaga pulak...

LotsOfLove-Pearls said...

Dear,
I nak ketawa guling2 ar..

Kalaulah boleh tanya jer..
Dengar jer suara dier..

Huhu..

Jenab.. Jenab..

Arjuna Qaseh said...

ouch!
killing is sexy..
ahaha..

Adila said...

Jenab is dangerous haha
pegi check the gender fast! lol

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

hahahaha... Jenab nih khunsa kot. hahaha...