Tuesday, October 27, 2009

sha: my new scandal...a true male

He loves to rest his head between my breasts. Exactly at my cleavage.

What should I do? That was his favourite spot. One day, I felt something hairy on my thigh. I looked up and I saw him. I tried to chase him away but he stopped on my belly. I hissed between my breath, hoping that he would understand. He didn't. I felt his cold nose on my tummy and the cold nose continued its journey to the north.

Once he reached his destination, he checked the right side for ten minutes. I was yelling, but he didn't care. Then he checked the the left side and I yelled louder. He pretended that he was deaf. There was no one who could helped me. I was alone in the house. I wished there was something I could do. Before I could say anything or grab anything, the hairy creature slept on my breasts with his head happily rested between them. He slept peacefully and reluctant to move anywhere even though my hands were trying to brush him off.

This is not a porno story. This is not something mistique. This is about a kitten called Fernando "Bulu" Torres who officially joined our family on the 10th of October (it was LoL's birthday). 13th was my birthday and my parents gave him to me as a present. They didn't plan to have him, actually. We were having breakfast and my brother, Shahmi, went to the pet shop to check out the hamsters. My father joined him and they saw this half-breed grey in colour Persian kitten. The moment he saw my father, he leaped into my father's arms and slept.

When I wanted to call my father, my father was already holding him. He woke up, he saw me and looked at me with this pleading, imploring eyes. When they put him in his cage, he meowed as if he wanted to ask for help or something. He showed off his white feet and gray paws when ibu said, "Nak kucing ni, dik," to the shopkeeper.

He was not costly because he was not a pure blood. But this cute creature is a metrosexual cat! His name is supposed to be Chuck Bass. He deliberately rests on anyone's lap to sleep, unless you lift him and put him in a special basket for him to sleep. He rests on cushions and won't sit on the floor. He is very particular about his appearance - he can't stop licking his furs. He won't drink water in the same container for more than one day. He will be noisy if his cat sand has his own poo and he won't step on it. He loves to watch TV and his loves football matches!

Ooo..I forgot. He loves to be in the crowd when all my brothers are at home. Even though he is not talking the same language, he'll join the conversation by sitting on the cushion and watch my brothers.

The last time I had a cat, his name was Rio Ferdinand. An MU star. This time I badly wanted him to be Fernando, so I started to call him Nando. Fernando Torres (Liverpool footballer), Fernando Alonso (Former f1 Champion), and Fernando Verdasco (tennis player). He responded but my brothers objected. One of my brothers wanted his name to be an Arsenal player's name. I personally wanted Pires (my precious darling's name) but no one was intrested. Owen seemed to be very common. Then, my brother Atan said, "kau ni kucing Parsi...bagi nama Parsi tak ada ke?" Following my instinct I called him, "Ahmadinejaaaaaddd..." and the kitten ran away. The name was too heavy for him, I guess. Ahmadinejad is the name of Iran's president:P

Any anime fan might know the character Plue from Rave. My brothers used to call me Plue because it was a fragile and odd-looking creature. But I like Plue! I didn't mind at all. So, I started to call him Plue (I didn't follow that odd Japanese pronounciation, of course). But the moment my ibu heard it, she said BULU instead of Plue. So, he got a new name. The name is Bulu.

My platonic relationship with Bulu is growing. He is one lazy and naughty kitten who loves to surprise me in my sleep. Despite having his own basket to sleep, he will occassionally visits me on my bed, slipping into my blanket and end up on my bosom. He is a true MALE!

One day he licked my lips when I was sleeping. I scolded him and he ran under the bed. Whenever I'm typing my blog, he will play with the mouse and try to bite my fingers and lick it. Fernando "Bulu" Torres is uncontrollable! Jenab is getting jealous and he is jealous with Jenab.

I have a MALE in my life. He loves me.

His name is Fernando. Fernando "Bulu" Torres.

Too bad I can't marry him:P

* I'm working on his pictures. Just wait:)
* will visit fellow bloggers later - I'm bringing him to the vet.

30 comments:

Kujie said...

dulu ikan koi kak jie nama " Lizzie McGuire"

tapi baca ayat awal tu..hehehe... seram

mier@merr said...

hehe.....torres...i loike.....

cpt2....maw tgk pic... :)

Tie said...

Tak sabor nak tengok gambor Fernando Bulu tu.. :)

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

cute giler nama dia. Siap ber'Fernando' lagi.

nobuta said...

wah! hebat maen bola kucing ni hehe

imHepPie said...

bulu???xsuke bulu byk haha

imHepPie said...

bulu???xsuke bulu byk haha

et said...

haha..agak 'miang n gatal' kucing tu..huu~

xley de kucing dtg dkt pown, mesti melompat..keh3~

farah said...

dia mesti comel kan?
takde gambar ke kak?

dotblogspotdotkom said...

pakcik kureng sikit pada kucing.... tapi kucing suka pakcik.... huhuhuh...

mmg tak menahan...

Na Shari said...

Baca pasal Fernando ni, teringat kat arwah GEBU akak...Perangai lebih kurang sama. Suka menempek kat 'port' best tu.

Tapi GEBU dah meninggal coz akak terlanggar dia masa reverse kereta...

:(

sI tEDI said...

x sabau nak tunggu si bulu itu... ekekekekke... musti tomeii..

jenab.. sila bertafakur sebentar mengenangkan pesaingan baru okey?

:P

julietchun said...

saya suka kucing tapi sangat takut kalo tgk kucing dtg nak menempek.

zaradgreat said...

sanggup tunggu nak tengok bulu.
mesti hensem

kakchik said...

LOL, this is very scandalicious! And the name is BULU! Aww... that reminds me of an incident with a feather duster, so geli... but I think your new kitten must be one cute cat. From the sound of your story.

Drama Mama said...

ahhh now u have a male companion. best la. sayang i takut kucing kalau tak mesti best hehe

Ries Lee said...

adoi, name kucing x boleh kalah...
name footballer jer...
kalau cukup 11 ekor kucing..
boleh buat team bola...

LotsOfLove-Pearls said...

My Dear Sha,
Thanks ader nama LOL.
Hehe..

LOL tak pernah punya kucing yang LOL beri nama sendiri.
Adik kembar LOL sangat suka kucing.
Keduanya suka kucing.

Pempuan oklah..
Adik lelaki LOL 'layan' kucing tu mcm anak lak.
Siap kiss lagi kucing tu..

Alahai, rindunya dengan mereka.. :(

Samaira said...

aisey kucing ni ke main ekeke
nk tido berlapik saje
apepun love kucing sgt2 eekeke

~Kak AZZ~ said...

wahahaha....torres tu nama kucing....

mesti Jenab jeles lepas ni kan.....sian Jenab hikhik....

Adila said...

HHAHAHAHAHA!! lawak la bulu ni
anyway, can't wait to see his pictures!!

a kl citizen said...

assalammualaikum sha...

boleh ditengok, jangan dipegang...
itu motto akak ngan kucing...

geli...

Cik Cookie said...

Fernando Cose Almurano

hohoho...

Love cat so much..

iza~de~bintang said...

Amboi si Bulu ni bukan main lagi yer(^__^)
Nak tengok lah wajah dia hensem tak hehehe

hasni said...

akak
upload cept2
xsabar nk tgk
bestnya ada kucing
st impian hasni
bl da kerja nt
nak beli st ekor kucing parsi
hehe
coz nak mtk kat my mom
of course dia pengsan
kucing parsi mahal
huhu
xkn dia belikan saya benda y semacam itu

sya said...

hi fernando bulu torres..
boleh berkenalan?
kat sini 'banyak' aweks tau.. hehehe

Zyma Saad said...

Huhuhu.....sempoi gituuuu!!!!
:)

Ayu said...

NaNa x penah pun kena bawak ke vet.. ingat nk mandikan dia tapi ayah x bagi coz perut ni pun dah x larat nk bawak.. nk mandikan kucing plak.. iskkk..

can't wait to see BULU

Fatt Chin Choy said...

Bulu suka kat 'situ' sebab hangat
husband2 pun suka
muahaha

Cik Qemm said...

eyy qemmal tak suke kucing,geli.rabbit tak tau plak tp cm same je.

anyway,gtl ye die ye..

:)