Thursday, October 15, 2009

sha: ryan giggs is a ladybird

Riding on a public transport is an advantage. Though many thought public transportation is meant only for a low-class people and Bangladeshi, I thought the opposite. You'll learn more about people, you have a very quality anger management and self-conciousness. Trust me, because I do. I think there'll more things to learn in time to come.

One day, while riding on a commuter, I glanced at a young couple in front of me who was reading the newspaper together. They looked so sweet with the guy wearing new Manchester United jersey (the one with black stripes on the chest!) and the girl wearing red shirts with puff!

I continued reading my book while my ears couldn't blocked their conversation:

MU girl: Honey, jersey MU dalam ni macam jersey honey~!(she exclaimed)
MU boy: Biasalah, tu kan favourite honey!

I checked on the guy from my heavy lidded eyes. The guy looked more like a burned caramel instead of golden honey. Honey?! Buweeeekkk...(other people called their husband Honey too, but why am I feeling awkward about this one? The intonation that they used in the train?)

Sha, think positive:
Burned caramel is bitter-sweet. (have to check with MrsFaiz from blogresepi)
Sha, think negative: Maybe Kopi-O is a definite description.

MU girl: Mahal tak jersey ni?
MU boy: Mahallah...kan Nike ni.

I checked on the jersey material. If it was Siam Gred A, he might be able to dupe me as well. But, it looked totally Cap Ayam! Don't tell me this is the original MU jersey? Nike some more! Luckily Liverpool wears Adidas.

Sha, think positive:
He might have worn the jersey several times, that was why it looked old. (have to check with the super lady, Kak Tie)
Sha, think negative: But the season with the new jersey just started few weeks ago!

MU girl: Berapa kalau ayang nak beli ni, honey?
MU boy: Dalam RM500. Kalau Ayang nak beli, boleh...bagi duit kat Honey, nanti honey kirim kat kawan honey kat UK.

Waahh...have to buy the jersey from UK? I think he forgot the word export and import. He also mentioned it was for RM500. Huiyyooo...I've never seen RM500 MU jersey at Al-Ikhsan. Might be Al-Ikhsan is selling fake stuff? He is a guy. Maybe he knows more than I do. Or maybe it's the delivery cost - I also don't know. He knew what he was talking about.

Sha, think positive:
Maybe jerseys from UK are much cheaper than the ones in Malaysia. (have to check with Adila, Amad and Areej in UK)
Sha, think negative:
I checked Al-Ikhsan. It was less than RM400. Don't tell me Honey was going to use the money? (have to check with Intan, the bf loves MU)

MU girl: Nantilah, Ayang bagi duit kat Honey.
MU boy: Nanti Honey call kawan Honey kat UK okay!

This guy must be rich,man! He prefers to call than e-mail. I've never called Shasha when she was in London. I thought it was expensive. When I ordered the LFC collectibles from her, it was all through Facebook because it was cheaper. But this "Honey" chose to call instead of sending e-mails. Cool!

Sha, think positive:
The guy was working for Celcom, Maxis or Digi. Perhaps, he got connections? CEO's son? Perhaps Ananda Krishnan? (have to check with my bro, Shahmi)
Sha, think negative:
The guy knew no IT! That was why he was not mentioning Facebook. Wait, no telecommunication CEO is similar to him. Then who?

MU girl: Honey memang minat MU,eh?
MU boy: Memang! Dari zaman Beckham lagi.

Oooo...he might be either younger than me or my age because he liked Beckham. If he truly liked football, he might have said Cantona. Or Robson.Or Charlton.

Sha, think positive: He developed his football interest at later age, kot. KOT~!
Sha, think negative:
Everyone knows Beckham. Duuuuuuuhhhh!!! (have to check with everyone - err...cannot put any link...ehehe)

MU girl: Honey tengok ke game MU malam tadi?
MU boy: Tengok, mana boleh tak tengok!!!
MU girl: Siapa score?
MU boy: Owen Hargreaves.

Eh, I watched the game. Michael Owen scored the last minute goal. Owen Hargreaves was nowhere in scene. He was injured, he was not in the lineup.How come?

Sha, think positive:
He accidentally mentioned Owen Hargreaves instead of Michael Owen. (Have to check the Sangka Baik, Pocket)
Sha, think negative: He didn't watched the game at all!

MU girl: Ryan Giggs ni main untuk siapa, Honey?
MU boy: Errr...MU rasanya.
MU girl: Ooooo..Dia main posisi apa?
MU boy: Goalkeeper.
MU girl: Iyeee...?!!!
MU boy: Iyeee...Honey kan penyokong MU sejati. Mesti tau punya!

Eeeeeeeerrrr....let me think.

Sha, think positive: I CAN'T!!!
Sha, think negative: Hooiiiiiii...whose boyfriend is he?! (anyone knows?)

Ryan Joseph Giggs OBE[3] (born Ryan Joseph Wilson on 29 November 1973) is a Welsh footballer who has played for Manchester United for his entire club career. He established himself as a left-winger during the 1990s and continued in this position well into the 2000s, but more recently has played in a deeper playmaking role.

-wikipedia


The commuter stopped.

"Mid Valley...Mid Valley..." the commuter driver drawled.

The couple went out of the train. I continued my journey.

If the girl was smart enough, Nike is in Midvalley. She could check the price of the jersey. But who knows that she was indeed a smart girl. That was why she lured his boyfriend into an accident stupid confession.

This is a story of a boyfriend who claimed to love football without realising that there was a girl sitting in front of them in the commuter, listening to all the untrue facts he told his girlfriend. It was not good to eavesdrop...I knew...! But I couldn't block my ears. Sorry:p

Question:
What do you think of the couple?
A guy knows everything?
A lady knows nothing?

* smart/acting smart/acting dumb - you choose.

39 comments:

chekdenoor said...

Salam,

Kalau chekdee .....apa yang chekdee fikirkan ialah....dua pasangan tu...bodoh sombong...ukhusss.... ayat yang sesuai kout.... sebab... apa yang chekdee anggap (tak semestinya sama dengan anggapan orang lainnnn) ...pasangan tu nak menunjuk-nunjuk jer...... mereka nak orang keliling sangka mereka ada klassss.... tapi sebenarnyer....tak kena tempat punnnnnn.......

Sebenarnyer ramai yang seperti itu terutamanya di KL...... orang yang pakai barangan tiruan actually lebih tunjuk lagak dari yang pakai original.......

Honeyyyy ......hmmmmm....entah ler.......burns caramel..... kui..kui....best perumpamaan tu...... chekdee sukaaaaaaa

zino said...

kalau tanya zino pasal bola lagi out hehe

ashie023 said...

oooo..ambe jadik bengang jap..sape dier lah hok ngaku penyokong MU dok kenal Ryan Giggs ni?ambe dokleh ni, panah panah...HOT HOT...(tsk giggs, terima lah kenyataan yg ko lepas ni kene jadik GK plak..kakakakka..)

...ahhaa..malu je tau, kalu anak CEO, beli jersey kat UK naik komuter..hehe
ashie, think positive : mungkin dier saja nak berubah angin, naik komuter , ajak die hye gelfren skali..
ashie, think negative : ....??dowh

Zyma Saad said...

I love MU very much.....
caiyok!! caiyok!!

aBoi said...

kalau aboi peminat MU sejati. dah lame aboi sepuk mamat tu !! ~KALAU..

aboi yang tak tau sangat pasal bola pun tau ryan giggs tu posisi mane. ceh ! bengong punya couple.

aboi suspek mamat tu saje je nak belagak kat awek die. sb lelaki kan mesti tau pasal bola. so..he pretended to know everything.

i think the girl tau la jugak cket2 pasal bola. its just she don wan to actually embarassing his bf. hello.. everybody know ryan giggs tu main untuk team mane...haha

entry yang best ~

mrmrsfaiz said...

Think the boy try to look smart but he has failed miserably.

[ o k e d ] said...

eh tak la..bukan ke ryan giggs tu man u pny manager?
hahaha..

cheryna: al ikhsan stuff = 1st class fake

slamat die kate Owen Hargreaves..kalo die kate steven gerrard tak pon ronaldo cmne eak

a.z.r.i.n.a.03.07 said...

simply tembak je...

nasib baik dia tak er..er..er..er..

kebelakangan ni notice jugak couple yg belum kawen ni dok panggil ayang, honey,bb tu boley dimaafkanlah tapi bila panggil PAPA, MAMA, ...huisssh..tegak bulu roma..

~Kak AZZ~ said...

wahahahaha.....

apapun biar la kat dorang, asalkan dorang bahagia...budaya menunjuk2 ni bukan ke mmg budaya org Melayu...ooppsss....

akakpun minat MU jugak...tp tang posisi player tu tak pnh amek tau pun....akak setakat minat je, bukan panatik....tp GK akak tau sape yg jaga ekekekeke...

Samaira said...

budaya ikut2an ni
mau tunjuk kehebatan diri kunun
tp sebaliknya hehehe
org suke mu dia pun minat mu padahal x tgk pun bola kekekeke

Tie said...

Waaakakakaa......

Memang sah-sah Honey tu kaki kelentong dan lintah darat !!

Jersey tu dah tentu dari Golok..boleh beli kat rantau panjang atau pengkalan kubur, kelantan.

Malah ramai orang KL beli handbag berjenama (kelihatan macam ori, tapi dlmnya kanvas @ kain, luar je kulit), kemudian tayang kat office-mate...dengan rasa bangga, ekekeke.....

~ Err...awek dia tu mesti banyak duit, anak orang kaya kot.

leadleedeea said...

ahahahahaa~!!! can't stop smiling while reading ur entry..

well...the guy-knows nothing plus macam bagus~! or kaki spedo?
and the girl-also knows nothing or pretend to be bodoh2 alang? but, kalau pretend, kenapa? why? huh~!

macam2..

julietchun said...

tak lama lagi ryan gigs jadi goal keeper kot,ekekekekeke.

aishah_conteng_je said...

kak sha..
we see this kind of people everyday kan?
jadi perempuan kena bijak. perempuan sekarang asalkan ada boifren nak dibawa ke hulu hilir tangkap muat je. tak dapat rasionalkan fikiran. making fool of themselves.
tak terus turn off ke jumpa lelaki macam ni?
cheap.

oh ya. anonymous di blog aishah tu tak pula sembunyi nam di blog akak ni..ada je kat atas tu.hehe. geng pengecut.

sora-ao said...

bongok giler...kot ye nak menipu pun, berpada2 la...haissshhh..memang la pompuan kena bijak sket bila bercinta ni. janganla bercinta buta2 je..

dahla akal nipis, tak hensem plak tu...Sigh..

ZARA 札拉 said...

Damn!
Damn!
Damn!

He claimed that he is die hard fan MU?! WTF?!

Ryan Giggs play as GK?! Crazy! Crazy! I love MU since I was a kid and no matter what people might think of it, I still heart MU!

RM 500 for a jersey? U should kick his ass for it sis. Al-Ikhsan already provided the best quality of jersey and hell yeah, it never been so expensive like that~

miera a.k.a merr said...

i can't stop smiling... good entry...

[thumbs up]

xnk komen psl MU coz mmg kurang melayan... tp sy pon taw position pakcik giggs tu.. apada itu olang...

miera think positive :
mamat tu da mmg la nmpk sgt bodoh sombong..tp yg girl tu myb n tgh gelak guling2 dalam ati..cume nk jaga airmuka si burned caramel tu...syg punye psl
utk cik girl..sila tgur enche caramel nnti..

miera think negative:
same2 bodoh sombong....lantakla korang...biarkan si luncai terjun bsama labu2na...

conclusio : st tetap nak kata laki tu bodoh sombong.....huh... wat de>>?

Lan Bingka said...

malangnya nasib awek tu..;)
(atau dua2 malang..hmmm)

dotblogspotdotkom said...

masa bujang dolu... main bola posisi wing kanan...

dah kawen nih... emm macam² posisi plak...

opsss... lain plak posisi tu....

ntah le... jersi² nih tak berapa minat nak pakai.. main bola pun tak pakai baju... tulis no kat belakang... buat macam faizal tahir tulis tu.... muwakakaka

kuina said...

issshh sy cuma kenal bola aje pemain bola & kelab bola tak tahu...

best tau dok kat stesen bus... mcm2 ada. salah satu yg anak teruna sy tulis tu... hahaha..

manje said...

hhehehhee
sis ...
i think the girl wasn't playing or acting smart/dumb
i think it's just because she's just simply all eyes and ears for the guy,
duh-uh guys....semua pun boleh tipu kan.
bosannnn~

Ayu said...

hahhahhahhahahhhaha.. x ley nk berenti gelak la sha..

erkk.. me panggil my hubby "honey" tau.. hehhe..

speckurosaklagi said...

ahahaha budak mentah skrg...
beli jersey made in siam rm500...
bapak nye kaya...

tunggu koleksi jersey spec iyer,,,

next 2week kita tgk giggs jd GK vs liverpool....

~YNWA~

LotsOfLove-Pearls said...

Dear Sha,
Hmm..
Happy belated Birthday Sha..

Nak LOL jwb eh..

Mmmm..
kedua-duanya.... mmmm..

no comment..

huhu..

mcm2 perbualan 'mereka'.

Cik Qemm said...

Hahaha.What can i say.Gelak lagi seronok.

My bf is a fan of MU too.tapi dia tak pernah mention jersey RM500.and because he loves MU, I selalu ke Al-Ikhsan check harga baju utk dia.(even smpi sekarang tak mampu nak beli lagi,niat tu ada)

gf tu mengangguk je kot.mcm saya juga,mls nk argue.haha think positive!

Igniz said...

hi there. saw ur comment in Tasha's blog. u mentioned an entry about man utd. so i checked in. showie. :P

well, i've come up with several possibilities;

1. The guy is a dumb ass who's trying to act cool in front of his girl by pretending he knows football. i bet he doesn't even play football!

2. The girl is an under-developed cave woman, so stupid, and her boyfriend knows that she will actually believe in everything he says.

3. The guy was just not interested in the girl's questions, so he just came up with anything that came across his mind and answered the questions, hoping that the girl would eventually shut up.

4. The girl was just pretending to be so stupid to see how good the guy was about football, or how long he was gonna talk craps about it. if this is true, i bet the girl dumped him the next day.

Hehe. nice post. :)

Arjuna Qaseh said...

ok k.sha..
kite no hal kalo nak manje-manje neh..
setakat makan ok la..
kalo minta hadiah next year eh?
haha..
besok kite g seremban..
papehal this is my number..
019-4515482

iza~de~bintang said...

Rasa nak tergolek jer baca analogy Sha kali ni hehehe.

Mamat tu lawak gila.. kalau duk depan member yang nakal mau kena gelak kuat2. Masalah besar kalau tak reti tapi buat2 reti. Dia akan tipu 1 ayat dan ayat2 yg seterusnya huhu.

Kagum lah ngan pengetahuan Sha, saya angkat tangan dua2 belah..serah kalah :D

hasni said...

sis
u memg fanatik ngan footbalh ek?
looks like u knw everthng
but for me
i knw nthng bout football
huhu

Adry said...

wakakkakaka... hampeh tul budak tu... suka hati jak cakap ryan giggs tu goalkeeper... adeiiinaaaa... nak jugak ku hempuk kepala budak tu...

Kujie said...

zaman skrg tak perlu tanya soalan 'basic' mcm tu, buka internet bersepah jawapan boleh di cari.

manja berlebihan..

selalu tgok blog muda mudi bercoule panggil mami, papa

Quiyah said...

bottomline: both knows nuts.

Sharian Zamrinor said...

yeah2....ryan giggs is playing as a goalie at munyiters uinted....bodoh giler tu...satu penghinaan bagi kami lelaki melayu ade kaum sejenis yg camtuh...wei kakak...asal ko x pukul je mamat tu...dak2 baya org pon mnat Man U pasal cantona..die mention becks(die start tgok bola time umur die bile dowh??)

blogresipi said...

hahaha.. tergelak besar bace ur entri neh Sha. Ape la punye pakwe. Makwe pon sama. Tah ape ape...kihkihkih. Kalau dlm komuter memang macam2 drama fendek boleh tengok :)

shasha said...

any MU fan who DOESNT know who ryan giggs is should do himself a favour and shoot himself in the ass and drop dead.

i'm not even an MU fan and i am pissed off over the fact that he doesnt know who giggsy is.

Adila said...

HAHAHAHAH funny la
they might just want to buat2 suka bola?
i seriously xtau anything about bola, but i do enjoy tgk bola in the stadium cuz stadiums are freakin awesome place! can get good shots! (oops~ if me, it's about photography, taking the goalllll shot would be what i aim for hehe)

about the baju price, i'm not sure if it's cheaper here than in Malaysia or not since i never bought any in Malaysia - beli siam udah~ hehe

but what i can say is.. baju bola sini, the price is just around the same as other baju - tips, don't EVER buy from their official kedai, something like.. kedai yg mmg jual chelsea's stuffs. it's more expensive!
beli kedai sports (sports direct - one of the kedai.. if i got the name right hehe) is much cheaper

slalu jgak tgk ade sale for baju england :D

Fatt Chin Choy said...

hahaha
adedede

senang2 je mamat tipu awek

awek plak ambik hati si mamat tu nak tanamkan minat kay bola gak

anyway.. ramai lagi legend MU dan peminat MU terbaik yg pernah aku jumpa adalah member opis.. semua nama yg tak aku pernah dengar dia ada sebut

Merissa K. said...

omggg lawak gila!! hahahahah! this is what i call, bajet hebat.

he doesnt know shit, yet main cakap je so nampak mcm hebat. hahaha. omg pathetic gila org wannabe mcm tu. LOL.

i yg bukan fan MU langsung pun tahu giggs bukan keeper. sheesh. talk about 'loyalty' to your own team. and i paling cannot tahan when somebody goes all 'beckham' on MU.

yeah, mmg beckham je yg main for MU. hahaha. overrated gila.

personally, i think that dude is clueless. he probably heard abt owen on the radio pagi tu and assumed it was hargreaves.

i bet you felt like kicking his nuts there and then. hahahahah.

fndrocka said...

sama ada mamat tu act cool

atau

dia nak memperbodohkan awek beliau..ala-ala wakenabeb..