Wednesday, March 24, 2010

sha: the clown and i


A Pure Clown
Originally uploaded by Kenny Maths
My menses was supposed to be every 19th - but this month, it was late by 2 days. So, during those 2 days I had stomach cramp and uneasiness; my mood changed rapidly according to the environment. Not to mention bad temper and quick bad judgment:P

So, when someone approached me at the LRT station (at the walkway near the concourse area), I was definitely shocked. He wore a blue t-shirt and faded jeans with black sling back.

Himher: Excuse me..my dear, are you going to take the LRT?
Me: Yes.
Himher: I see...I see....so, you're working at Petronas right?
Me: (I looked at him and frowned)
Himher: Must be...must be...you look like someone who works in Petronas.
Me: (small smile with no word)
Himher: My name is William. I know I look like a lady. Actually, I'm a gay.
Me: (nodded)
Himher: I need help, what is your name?
Me: Sha.
Himher: Sha...William here needs help. William was asking the Muslim but because William is a Christian, nobody wanted to help. (he/she made a sad smile)
Me: Mmmmmhhmmm...
Himher: Sha...William dropped wallet at the LRT just now. Need to go to Seremban. No money to buy ticket.
Me: Okay...
Himher: Pls borrow William some money, Sha.
Me: I'm going to Seremban too.
Himher: (stunned)
Me: Come. I'll buy your ticket.
Himher: I need to take the commuter to Seremban.
Me: The bus is cheaper.
Himher: But I want to go to KL Sentral.
Me: Why?
Himher: Because...actually I need to go to Malacca, my dear. Through Seremban.
Me: Then, you have to take the bus.
Himher: Mmmm...just give me the money, okay.

And I would say he looked so scary until I wanted to smash my big handbag to his/her face. (that was when I realised he was wearing lipstick and eyeliner)

Me: I'll buy you ticket. But I won't give you MY money.
Himher: But why?
Me: You asked for help and I tried to help. Don't ask.

His/her face looked murderous. Then he sighed before he walked away from me.

Masya-Allah...the creature looked like a clown.

Sha nyaris kena pow dengan PONDAN~!
Huhuhu...

10 comments:

Pocket said...

wow!! takutnyer,
tp apa yg sha buat tu betul,
dia memang nakkan duit sha tu utk
nak gi bli makanan or anything else a pondan may be needed. and your 'gesture'
of helping him/her to go to seremban definitely ruin it all.

so dia berambus and..
..sha ada nampak dia gi try nak pow orang lain tak?

iza~de~bintang said...

Hallamak, macam2 cara makhluk ni nak dapat duit senang dan dengan alasan yang ntah hapa hapa lak tu *garu pala tak gatal*

Bagus tindakan Sha tu, agaknya kurang sikit income dia hari tu sebab tak berjaya pow Sha. Adeh kena hati2 selalu.

puteri katak said...

wahhh.. x padan ngan auw..auw..
nak pow duit..

hurmmmhh.~

matahari said...

Yang siap nak bagi tau dia gay tu apsal? Macam2 ;)

aBoi said...

adeh..nasib baik tak ada apa-apa berlaku..

well, tindakan akak memang berani.. kalau aboi sama ada aboi ignore je atau aboi bagi je duit..takut la kene pow2 ni..

Cik Qemm said...

ho-ho-ho.

must be scary. kalau qemmal awal2 say no kot. saye student tak bole nk tolong.sori.

huhu~

~LP Lum~ said...

salam kak sha~

ahaks~ xpadan pondan skang kan?? dah songsang, laie mau pow org len.. :)

seb baik pondan2 kek somban nie xde wat perangai mcm william 2... :p

Dee said...

takutnya sha..sib baik dia x buat apa2 kt sha..himher is a liar..a big one!!

Lan Bingka said...

perempuan yg berseorangan selalu jadi sasaran..

Miss ... said...

bijak!! :)