Thursday, July 14, 2011

sha: sup torpedo for dumbo


Dumbo & Timothy
Originally uploaded by WEBmikey
You're so mean when you talk about yourself; you were wrong.
Change the voices in your head; make them like you instead.
So complicated, look happy, you'll make it
Filled with so much hatred, such a tired game.
It's enough; I've done all I can think of.
Chased down all my demons, I've seen you do the same.
-F***in' Perfect by Pink

Have you ever heard of people saying this, "You say things for 40 times and it will become a prayer for you."

"Sha tu nak boyfriend macam Pasha, macam Aaron Aziz..." that statement was deliberately mentioned to make fun of me, I knew.

The guys were speaking slowly. Then they laughed. After that they whispered. And they laughed again.Loudly.

"Badan macam gajah, tempat duduk ni pon kau tak muat!" someone laughed loudly. Others followed.

I smiled.

"Yeke bro?" I grinned.

They laughed harder.

"Dengar cerita bini tengah pregnant sekarang, bro?" I asked calmly.

"Haah."

"Anak first?"

"Yes."

"Eloklah tuh. Perempuan kalau tak baik-baik boleh jadi sebesar gajah lepas deliver. Baik-baik...besok-besok time make out pegang lemak je macam bakal laki aku. Tak larat dukung gi katil!" I grinned. I heard them, regardless the whisper.

The face started to drop.

"Doa tu, bro!" I smiled broadly.

"Ish kau nieh..." I knew he was angry.

"Kalau teraniaya macam tu lah...kita berdoa. Orang kata makbul doa orang teraniaya ni..." I made my sweetest face.

They didn't like it.

"Bukan semua orang suka makan sup tulang ni, bro. Ada yang suka makan steak, ada suka makan babat. Ada suka gearbox...sebab nak feel sedut lemak-lemak pakai straw. Pernah dengar sup torpedo tak?"

No sound.

"Kata orang tua-tua, selain sup torpedo ni guna untuk tenaga, elok dibagi kat anak-anak yang cari gaduh! Kau nak? Aku belanja!"

"Apasal pulak?"

"Mana tau aman damai kita lepas ni. Taklah korang cari gaduh ngan aku. Paling koman pun korang tengok wife korang, girlfriend korang dulu sebelum kutuk aku."

Ambik kau!

Though of course, I didn't really asked that from God. Ish...I was not that mean.So, people say you're not good for 40 times. You say yes for 40 times too. Are you praying that their prayers would come true?

And my question is, when someone says bad things to you, do you have to reply in nastiest way back?

I'm not innocent. Most of the time I shall reply.

But then again, you will always have an option, kan girls? Up to you lah.

But crying is not one of those. Trust me.

5 comments:

cikpepel said...

boipren kita tak suka kurus sekeping... jadi saya memastikn diri saya tidak menjadi papan.
~itu perkara mudah.ngee~

Quiyah said...

wahahaha... padan muka jantan tuh.. pandai btol berkata-kata.. tak sedar, tak lama bini die gak jadi mcm tuh..
heee, geram.. kalo aku, mampus dah kena makan kasut aku tuh..
but yeah, crying is definitely not an option..

Cik Qemm said...

wah kak sha sgt loud. tabik spring sist. :)

Kengkawan said...

begitulah sebaiknya..
jadi lepas ni dia akan pikir sblm mengata..
i like!

eyelash mascara said...

boipren kita tak suka kurus sekeping... jadi saya memastikn diri saya tidak menjadi papan.